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College Football Enquirer

Serving Life Sentences, Eating Mascots & Week 12 Preview

College Football Enquirer

Yahoo Sports

News, Sports News, Football, College Basketball, College Football, Ncaa, Ncaa Basketball, Ncaa Football, Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2019

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Dan Wetzel and Pete Thamel make their triumphant return to the podcast following a wild weekend in Tuscaloosa. Hear all about Dan’s bachelor party shenanigans and the long-awaited Popeyes chicken sandwich review right out the gates. (00:52)The guys then turn to Coach Orgeron’s epic postgame speech. When can we order the “Roll Tide? What? F---- you!” shirts? (16:30)Dan, Pat and Pete then go through the many remaining teams still in the hunt for the playoffs and state their case for the 4th and final spot. Do the Gophers and Bears deserve a shot? Can Auburn make a playoff push? (22:41) In Big 10 country, Mark Dantonio’s days may be numbered in East Lansing. What has happened to the lowly Spartans and will Harbaugh and Michigan run up the score on Saturday? (35:47)The Honorable Judges Thamel, Forde and Wetzel then review a fascinating case where a prisoner serving a life sentence may have found a loophole. The guys also preview the biggest games this weekend including The Oldest Rivalry in the South and OU vs Baylor. (42:56) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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0:00.0

Time now for the Yahoo Sports College Podcast with Dan Wetzel.

0:07.0

So we go to the Walmart in Tuscaloosa, which I don't know, feels like like a kind of a hollow ground in Walmart right?

0:15.7

It's not the Fayetteville one but it's close.

0:19.6

Pete demo!

0:21.6

Edor's run has the uncanny ability to take like multi-word sentences and turn them into one syllable.

0:27.0

It's like when Scooby-Doo used to make a sandwich and he would like cram it all into one so he could eat it. At a restaurant takes sentences with five or six words.

0:35.4

What's it been one?

0:36.8

And S.I's pad 40.

0:40.6

One sweet woman, probably about 60-65 looks at all these people are not going to fit into that statement

0:50.0

And here's Dan all right right, welcome to the podcast.

0:54.0

Look, I missed Sunday's podcast

0:57.0

because I was not working.

0:59.0

I was on vacation.

1:00.0

Not because I was drunk at 40.

1:02.0

I was up at like 7 a.m. texting you guys about the show.

1:07.0

Did that not happen?

1:08.0

Were you at any point incarcerated during the weekend?

1:11.0

No time at all during my trip to Alabama was I ever even under suspicion of a crime?

1:19.3

Or any member of your party?

1:20.9

Nobody.

1:21.9

Nobody was, we don't even know where the Tuscaloosa

1:24.8

Jail is. The John Barry Batcher Party went off without legal

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