Series 8, Episode 2 (Return the VHS to Blockbuster)

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2018

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Grainne Maguire and Kerry Godliman join Pappy's for a nineties-tastic rampage through short films, Queen songs, whispering and a suspicious belch. Within the episode we learn that Grainne only knows one type of amphibian, Kerry is very very very competitive, Ben knows whether he's coming or going, Tom can't pronounce plaid and Matthew can. Thanks for your continued support for the show. As Tom says in the intro 'without your ears we would just be some kind of computer program'. Huge thanks also to everyone who has donated money to Flatshare Slamdown - it is really appreciated. If you'd like to bung some cash at us, you can do so here: https://comedy.co.uk/pfs/donate And as ever, your word-of-mouth help getting the show into potential new listeners' incredibly valuable ears* is also brilliant - thanks! *after all, without them, we would just be some kind of computer program Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
0:03.5	Imagine bills with no hidden fees.
0:06.7	Bills with low prices on the latest phones,
0:10.2	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
0:13.5	Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.
0:17.5	Switch to Gifgaaf for the brand new Samsung Galaxy S-24 series
0:21.8	with photo assist, live translate and AI technology.
0:25.1	Giff-Giff-Giff-Giff-Giff-Giff-Gaff-O-Giff-Giff-Giff-Gaff-Giff-Giff-Giff-G-G-Giff-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-A-G Ahoi, hoi! Welcome listeners to the new flat slam. Thank you very much for your continued presence.
0:41.0	Without your ears, we would just be some kind of computer program I
0:47.2	imagine anyway you're in for a cracking treat this month feels like a Belter. It's got the brilliant Kerry Godlaman and the
0:56.7	fantastic Gronia McGuire. And this is just a reminder to say please donate. We give a good chunk of our time to make sure the
1:05.9	flat slams are up to standard and it would be lovely if you would like to repay
1:12.2	our time with a donation.
1:14.6	We have an address.
1:16.4	It is comedy.co. UK.
1:18.1	forward slash donate.
1:20.9	Thank you so much for your donation so far. Right. On with the show it's time to join
1:26.4	Matthew and Ben and Tom for another flat share slam down.
1:35.6	So we start with the sketch that ends with the phrase flat share slam down I raise my hands in the air we whoop and cheer you play the
1:39.4	theme tune we start the show we do the show show ends we go home we're all happy
1:45.4	But we will not be happy until the end
1:50.7	Well, we were all going to improvise a sketch. You'd have to do it. What? But you are now.
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