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Trains, now on Uber. T's and Shanks podcast. I'm Flats He Shanks. I've got a really itchy throat because I'm sitting in a

still in a room for a very dusty furniture after a ceiling fell in next door and Tommy do you know the noise I make when I've got

anitchie throat like Bob Fleming I'll do it now I'll do this ready. It's like a snorting pig but it gives my throat you

know when you rub you itch your throat with your top of your tongue that's not

enough for what I need. Fingers down there?

Oh God, gross.

Banana.

Scratch it with the banana.

Oh, hairbrush or something, it's a long hairbrush.

I think about the boarding school.

I forgot.

I realized I had something to tell you last week that I forgot.

What?

My wife and I, a marriage is great, we're very lucky, but we've got one problem in our

marriage which is that and everyone says oh same with me and my Mrs, same with me and my

my fellow.

No no, my I can't understand one in five things that Freya says.

So she speaks too quickly at the wrong volume and she will be right next to me and he'll be

and literally her family and friends that are with us will be like what was that

with that her brother said to her recently are they even words what was that? Her brother said to her recently, are they even words? What was that? But when I do it, because it

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