Hi everybody welcome to this episode of the Flats and Shanks

podcast which is season and episode and we had last week off because I was on what Shanks would describe as a lavish

holiday. I wasn't. I was on a mini break. I was on a break, but we're back now, I'm hanging on to my tan and people are still mentioning it and when I

pick my girls up from school they look like really tan and it's lovely but give it

a couple of weeks and we'll all be gutted again that we haven't

won the Euro millions and moved to Portugal.

Okay.

producer Griff said he saw you on the weekend in Bath and he said your town was on point, your mustache was sort of Hollywood-esque, and your

pink jumper was just perfection.

So you pulled it off, mate.

Not many people can pull off a tight pink cashmere jumper.

A pair of tight jeans and a pair of R&M Williams rights.

So let me just say, I'd a pair of little, like little,

I'd a pair of size 11 just white trainers on no big brand on them normal

genes they are not tight genes they are normal genes that actually do have lots of

holes in around the gooch so I do things for new ones but I just too lazy to order them and

Ruth the producer I was sitting on your ass

Well, I was sitting on a bench and she's like oh my god flats, flats, for Christ's sake.

I was like, what?

Look, and he basically looked down and it's basically just ripped all around my ass and goooch.

Oh, mate, that's terror.

That's terrible.

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