Series 6, Episode 7 (Make The Bed)

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2016

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

John Robins and Nish Kumar are on board for a very raucous episode by the end of which everyone has their tops off (and one person has their bottoms off too). Expect to encounter princesses, bread, effort juice and Tupac within. Do let the joyful news about Flatshare Slamdown be proclaimed from all the rooftops! i.e. please do tell all your friends about the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
0:03.5	Imagine bills with no hidden fees.
0:06.7	Bills with low prices on the latest phones,
0:10.2	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
0:13.5	Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.
0:17.5	Switch to Gifgaaf for the brand new Samsung Galaxy S-24 series
0:21.8	with photo assist, live translate and AI technology.
0:25.1	Giff-Giff-Giff-Giff-Giff-Gaff are up to good. Terms apply see gift-gaff
0:28.8	dot com slash terms. Tom Ben. What is it now, Matthew? I'm sick and tired of making the bed every morning. One of you two needs to do it.
0:41.0	But it's your bed. Yes, technically I bought it, but we all sleep in it.
0:45.0	Maybe we should have our own beds.
0:47.0	No, I get scared.
0:48.0	And I get chilling.
0:49.0	And I get lonely.
0:50.0	Exactly.
0:51.0	It'll be crazy not to sleep in the same bed.
0:52.6	Yep, there's nothing sadder than a 34-year-old virgin sleeping alone.
0:56.6	And there's nothing happier than three of them sleeping together.
1:00.0	Hooray!
1:01.0	Right, well, if you want to keep our little arrangement up, then one of you needs to start making the bed.
1:06.0	Well, it's not going to be me. I couldn't give a sheet.
1:09.0	And it's not going to be me, I've just shit myself.
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