Series 6, Episode 4 (Flatpack Furniture)

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2016

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Matt Forde and Marcel Lucont are on hand to help and/or hinder the assembly of a load of Flatpack Furniture. Also... Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin live on through our panellists mouths, we get all sexy as the panel re-enact some booty calls and then cool down again just in time to help an audience member with an infestation of pimps. Do evangelise about Flatshare Slamdown to anyone and everyone you meet - coming out on the first day of every month throughout 2016. Thanks! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Bills, they don't always have to be bad.
0:03.5	Imagine bills with no hidden fees.
0:06.7	Bills with low prices on the latest phones,
0:10.2	bills that save you from that new foam fomo.
0:13.5	Or bills that could even save you a bit of cash.
0:17.5	Switch to Gifgaaf for the brand new Samsung Galaxy S-24 series
0:21.8	with photo assist, live translate and AI technology.
0:25.1	Giff Giff Gaff are up to good. Terms apply see gift-gaff
0:28.8	slash terms. Tom, Ben, I'm home.
0:36.0	Matthew, you'll be so proud of us.
0:38.0	No need for a flat share slam down this week.
0:40.0	We did exactly as he said.
0:42.0	We got a load of oats and honey and put them together.
0:45.0	I asked you to assemble the flap pack.
0:48.0	Ah, we thought you said...
0:49.0	I know, assemble the flap jack.
0:51.0	No, we thought you said, get a load of oats and honey and put them together.
0:55.6	You really need to enunciate more.
0:57.5	Look, one of you needs to assemble this flat pack.
0:59.6	It's not going to be me.
1:00.6	I've got low shelf of steam.
1:02.2	And it's not going to be me. I've got no IKEA how to do it well there's only one way to settle this we're
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