Hello boys and girls, welcome to this episode of Flats and Shanks. It is Sunday the 24th of October.

We recorded it a little bit today, we recorded it a couple of days early.

It's quite nice because you got another doctor's appointment to get rid of that rash tomorrow.

He's a bit bloke in birth. He used to live with one of the players and he was called Rashid and we found out afterwards that he didn't pay any rent to live in the house with one of the lads because he did all of his essays for him at uni.

I hope it's true. When I was at uni the hardest thing was I reckon it was easier to do an actual essay and assignment than it was to copy someone and change all the wording around.

Yeah, I wouldn't know, I didn't go to uni but yeah, if I could see you right.

Got the green light on me. I copied this is bad, it's like year nine essay or something and it's like,

oh, you made to a read a book over the summer holidays and done a review on it or something. I was like, I've done that.

My sister was like, oh, I did one on Jane Eyre for a year 10 or something and I was like, oh, cool, I just copied that.

Looking back, it was bad. I copied it word for word and the morning I went back to school, took like, took ages, more than morning scribbled it down, handed it in.

She got a beat. I got an A. She was a year 10, I was a year 9. Maybe they thought I was quite advanced. They read Jane Eyre. I was like, oh, read it.

She devoured it. Yeah, that and mine camp. Keep an open mind. I don't know what I've thought of this but we had a FG in one set.

Carlos Blues called Missessi. I think it was Liviaatu. I think you've been arrested and feuding now. I'm robbery for all of you.

Oh, God. I think so. I'm not sure. I've got that wrong. Oh, God. I don't know if I've jumped it.

Yeah. Well, that started things off on an inappropriate note, isn't it? Which is good stuff. That's quite dark for us to me on this part.

We're very, very gentle aren't we? We're too gentle souls. But I'm upstairs. I'm just in my house. I'm just in my house.

Oh, I thought I was in it. Got arrested. No. I was just giving you context. Maybe a backstory. You know what it's like?

How's Susboy? And we all had to learn all of the moves, you know, whether it's Pat and Play, whether it was Back Play and Rob Howley who was coaching at time because he coached Cardiff for a couple of seasons and think for when it was said, right, if everyone knows all of the moves, you're allowed to go in now.

If you feel you're really comfortable, you know, every single move, you can go in otherwise we stay out here and we get it right. Maseci who hardly spoke any English, just started walking in. Just walked in on his own. I had no idea about anything.

It wasn't even that funny. But I suppose I had to tell it after the intro. Yeah, you did. Yeah, you did. And do you know what it's fine? Do you know what it's good stuff?

What it wants to do in them, incline dumbbell bench press with a 20 kg and 14 kg. And I said, I'm a Sessie. You got the wrong weights there. He went, oh, yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry.

When he got another 14, put 20 back.

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