Namaste, and Shammy Chakrabati to all of you. My name is Clinton Solomon, nectarine

Baptiste, and welcome all to the ONU Clinton Baptiste Paranormal Podcast. I'm a clairvoyant

medium-sanky. I'm a member of the Institute for Parapsychology. I'm a lecturer at the University

of the Third Eye Online, what's an online subscription? It's something. I do private visits to houses

and elderly institutions, and check a trade registered for recommendations you can rely on.

Now, before we go any further, I would like to apologise. Yes, you might remember last week,

rather unwisely referred to as the wonderful event fieldings podcast as shit. I didn't mean to,

it was banter. Nothing more than that, just a little bit of banter, and I've

singularly failed to speak too, so what I did, you know, by way of what I wanted to apologise,

first of all, but I also wanted to point out, if you're listening, and for the listeners,

that I have been in touch this week with Evet Agent, none other than to issue it, of the Stuart

Monkton partnership, just to see whether they received my ideas for how Evet and I could be involved

in a podcast. I would come on my podcast here, or to start a new podcast, that's Clinton Baptiste,

and Evet Fielding, I think it's an absolute winner. You'll see by the end of this, there's a

little bit of a chunk of light, but to say that she was a little bit obstructive, Tiggie Stewart,

is a bit of an understatement. This is me, what I spoke to Evet Agent.

Hello. Oh, hello, Tiggie Stewart. Hello, Tiggie, I don't know whether you

recolidate you in emails, it's Clinton Baptiste, I sent an email this week to you about Evet Fielding.

Yes, yes, I do remember you, my assistant's got the file on my desk now, yes.

Oh, well, how are you today, first of all? I'm very busy, I just wondered if you had a chance

to send my ideas, a very big fan of Evet. After that last podcast of yours, of course,

when you used that expletive talk about her. Oh, I know, that's honestly, no, I really

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