Series 5 - Episode 4
Flats and Shanks
Flats & Shanks
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2021
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody, this is the podcast, this is our podcast, this is episode and series |
| 0:16.0 | my, and I am, I'm an little, I'm an armchair, an old armchair, I've got a sort of cowl coloured, |
| 0:25.2 | mustard coloured rather, lambs will rug covering my legs and I feel like a bit of a gent. |
| 0:32.4 | Imagine if I were you Tommy. I can velvete blaze on like Hugh Heffner, God rest his soul. |
| 0:37.3 | Gold rested, no I've got smoke on a chair on, since I put it on at seven o'clock this morning, |
| 0:43.9 | I realised about, by about eight that it wasn't clean and I don't know why it was in the draw, |
| 0:49.6 | someone's put it in the draw not me and it is used, it's a used gym t-shirt but I thought, |
| 0:55.6 | do you know what, I got it in the gym this afternoon, I'll wait till I'm done then I'll change it. |
| 0:59.4 | Yeah, suppose it's better, what would you rather put on an old t-shirt or an old pair of socks that |
| 1:06.2 | have just been floating around your room? Oh God, oh don't, your thing is your old socks are all |
| 1:15.3 | rigid as hell. I often wondered why when we left together you're always walking around the flat |
| 1:21.2 | with one sock on and then never trust a man walking with one sock on. I thought you had a |
| 1:31.8 | veruka for years and years and he didn't want me to catch it. Really bad, cakes of athletes for. |
| 1:38.7 | Oh God. Oh, yeah, athletes' privates, what you had? Absolutely bloody gross, you're |
| 1:47.6 | a bloody horrendous. Sorry mate, I haven't even warmed up yet, have I? How are you then boy? |
| 1:51.5 | What you been up to then fella? Busy. Like a Japanese prisoner of war, but a happy one, how might I add? |
| 1:58.5 | Is that busy with generics? With genera, yeah, got loads on make, got a nice long lunch in Lamonde |
| 2:04.5 | classic restaurant. One of the best. Oh Le Mans French for the world, French for the world. |
| 2:11.2 | You stay one in Bristol, it's not there anymore as far as I know, but Jeepers, I loved it when it was. |
| 2:15.9 | Oh, some history there mate, some history there and we're going to make history of our own on Thursday. |
| 2:20.7 | We've got a network and long lunch going on there. You're going to make, you're going to make |
| 2:25.2 | a history more like. Be a lot of that mate, red as well. Wine. Oh God, not blood, I just want to add. |
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