Series 4 - Episode 58
Flats and Shanks
Flats & Shanks
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 March 2021
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody, welcome to this little short. What would you call it? A teaser, a little |
| 0:09.3 | direction podcast, just directing all your lovely people to the ITV, STV Guinness, |
| 0:14.6 | six-lations podcast. I'm finished yet. Now I can interrupt me. |
| 0:20.3 | Some of them... |
| 0:23.3 | You couldn't even tell I was mid-flow then. I'd even taken a breath. And you were trying |
| 0:29.5 | interrupt me already. All right, stop doing it. We're not on stage. Wow. |
| 0:35.6 | You have to say that, they don't you? |
| 0:38.7 | He was a John Bentley, did a... |
| 0:41.4 | I was a dinner, John Bentley was hosting it. And he said, now, gents you all look the same |
| 0:46.0 | because you're a black tie, but ladies must say you all look lovely tonight, aren't |
| 0:49.2 | everybody? And everyone clapped. He said, there's a few dogs out there. You know what you |
| 0:52.8 | are, but the rest of you are looking lovely. |
| 0:57.6 | There's some real big famous celebrities in the room there. We've got, like, |
| 1:01.6 | Donnie Weir over there, Will Carlin and Peter Beardley. Oh, it's not. Oh, sorry, love. |
| 1:08.6 | That's the level we are. That's the level we are. |
| 1:22.0 | He was it. Well, we're on a podcast of those. Somebody was telling us about... |
| 1:25.4 | Where's he from? He's from... Is he from a place in Leeds or something? |
| 1:29.1 | Yeah, we're not, we're not too many. We got a suicide pack with arms, Kirk. |
| 1:32.2 | Or something like that. Where's it? It's not Donnie Dunneedon. |
| 1:36.0 | Someone like that, isn't it? No, Donnie Dunneedon. |
| 1:38.1 | Yeah, no. I can't remember. Easy. It goes easy. |
| 1:41.5 | It's easy. A bit of killing air today. Easy. Be easy. I'd say, I'd been to us. |
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