Series 4 - Episode 5 - Wagatha

Cornworld

Peters-Fox Ltd

Tv & Film, Lauriepeters, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2021

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

What a shame some people don’t understand the nature of a podcast sponsorship! A woman phones in about her husband’s erectile dysfunction, whilst a young admin assistant is delighted with Clinton’s abilities to rid her of an office bully. Next, there is a totally unreasonable request by a board member of the Society for Parapsychological Research and finally Ramone tries a bit of Colleen Rooney- style ‘Wagatha Christie’ espionage.

CLINTON BAPTISTE – Alex Lowe
JANET– Alison Ward
JANICE – Georgia Lowe
MARGOT DUGGAN - Vikki Pepperdine
RAMONE– Lewis Macleod

Written and performed by Alex Lowe with Lewis Macleod as Ramone.
With additional material by Lewis Macleod and the cast.
Produced by Andy Hughes for 11-29 Media.
With thanks to Goodnight Vienna Productions.
Clinton is on a live UK tour from Sept- Dec 2021 in his solo show “STRATOSPHERIC!” For dates and tickets go to clintonbaptiste.com/live
For a personal video message from Clinton go to celebvm.com/clintonbaptiste

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0:00.0	Welcome to the show, ye gongs and magogs!
0:20.0	Tis I, Clinton Baptist, Clevver and Medium Psychic, and Goethe Assist!
0:26.0	Ushering you in to witness my grand grimware of scary happenings featuring og or ghosts and ghouls and mag.
0:35.0	As I present series 4, episode 5 of Clinton Baptist's Paranormal Podcast!
0:46.0	You know, I have a lot of nookers, people who want to slay me, trolls, critics, twats, I call them.
0:54.0	But merely consoling myself with the spirit world, I find that's where I'm very respected, loved, even.
1:03.0	But imagine for a second if I had taken criticism from some tit in a bedroom like I did from that bloke, or a well-known review site.
1:13.0	My self-esteem might have taken a battery, and losing self-esteem can lead to a problem with erectile dysfunction.
1:27.0	As the nature suggests, nature proud is a natural treatment from nature using real nature-based natural Malaysian ginseng.
1:36.0	Available for just £56 for 12 tablets, it will send you into the stratosphere of lust.
1:43.0	What I call the lustrephere, where your shuttle can dock with that big hairy space station in the sky with space, really.
1:51.0	All boosters set to go for the whole journey, not conquering out somewhere over Kent.
1:58.0	Nature proud, proud, nature proud, proud, sponsor, proud to sponsor Clinton Baptists, paranormal podcast.
2:10.0	So much to get through, but before I take you to some of the unique people I spoke to this week, let's have our spirit readings from the bed.
2:29.0	Brian King and Sheffield, she only lets you do that on your birthday, so you don't mourn it her old year.
2:38.0	So at least you can do this by her some flowers afterwards under cushion.
2:43.0	Here we go dear, hold on, ingrid sellers in Yolville.
2:47.0	It's around, yeah, I've got a spirit, tell me this around mid-morning next Thursday, you'll shit yourself.
2:53.0	So look, look out for that mile off. Tony didn't share in Oswiss tree West Midlands.
2:59.0	That promotion you've been hoping for at work, right?
3:03.0	Tony, I know you were disappointed that your colleague got the job, but you got to let it go, babe.
3:08.0	At that point, hiding her stapler, putting the plug out of her PC and smearing that dog shit on her car handles.
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