Hello! Welcome to this late episode of the Flats and Shanks podcast. Sorry we're late.

It's Wednesday night, we're recording from remote locations. I mean I'll sit you up a

little bit, have a no flats online, say duck shoot and I put long what, I should have

a little axle walk because that's what you're sort of synonymous with now isn't it? Getting

lost. Five minutes from your house and corporate business luncheon. Yeah I've just been a massive

secret party in Birmingham with a 300 celebs. I don't want to go on about it but it was Kim

Kardashian's 50th. That was good. Yeah who's Chloe? MADLY. Haskell's no. Clothing home

away. Clothing home away. Oh yeah. Was that Phoebe? I think it was Donald Fisher's daughter.

Donald Fisher. Yeah we just, well I said I've got, my granddad was in the military, I'm

on my mum's side, I never met him but he was in the military and I got an old machine gun

of his recommissioned and took it so it's a little village called Biddistan near Bath.

I caution way out sort of east of Bath. I took it there and it's a duck pond and I didn't

realise there were like rules around it but anyway yeah just M16, few ducks. Yeah you're not

coming to feed ducks bread is that right? No God no. Everyone knows that. I didn't know

that. No apparently so. I didn't realise that but I took it and people call Pete Leckie

you're not allowed to feed bread too. No God no. It's made a massive difference to his

physique and he's stopping it bread and then instead of a cat he looks less melted now

when he sits down. It's more solid than it then sort of like he's got hard guttersy.

Yeah it's more solid than like a lasagna that's sort of come outside. I for retired I

took some, I went to a game at Bath to work and I took, I had some stale bread and I just

took the stale bread down to the river to feed the ducks. Yeah. One idea being the kids

are going to come with me, the kids end up not coming so I was like I've got the bread

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