Hello everyone, welcome to the Flats and Shanks pod. Boy, I've looked after you today,

are you, and I? Big time. Big time. I've given you an opportunity today.

For those of you who follow Flats and Twitter, please have a look at a Bartolive post

that he's retweeted for nominal. It's like David Brenner's written it. You know, just forget

productivity in the office. Just if you know, if you wake up on the wrong side of bed and you come

in and you know, you're a bit gritty, go home, go home, spend the day at home. After you're

compulsory, bacon sandwich at nine. Oh, do you want to know what? One friend who worked at

the bar, doesn't anymore just text me, no joke and said, oh my god, were you responsible for the

bacon sarnies? Thank you, with like prayer hands. And Mike, the chef always claimed it was him.

I said, no, no, no, mate, that was me. And then this other friend was like, I bet I know exactly

who complained about being the one person that couldn't benefit from this going home early initiative.

And then another mate text me and said, I bet it was that person and they were both right.

Well, you're a friend first, boss second and entertainer. Third. Yeah. Hello David. Can I stay in

bed? Yes, you can David. One day a year. You're allowed a pillow day once a year. That's not

me in bed with another bloke called David. No, you're allowed one pillow day a year. That was my idea.

And then I remember, remember it's like, ah, flat. So I want to, I think I got a couple of days off

just thinking about and I was like, well, if you got anything going on on that week, no. So

yeah, go for it. Yeah, I'll get the form over. I said, mate, don't bother me to be fine. And then

dawn in HR, who's really nice. She was like, you got dawn as well of you. Did I have a

dawn? Yeah, yeah. Me no, get an agenda. So we had a dawn. Dawn was great. I haven't seen

buzz for a few days. I said, yeah, he's not coming in. He hasn't filled out a form. I said,

I don't worry about it. Yeah, he's going to need to do that. So I basically was like, I'm going to

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