Yo, good evening, good afternoon, good morning, welcome to this episode of the Flats and

Shanks podcast coming to you on your podcast app. And that is, I think the only platform

available for this. I am Tom Shanklin. I'm David, uh, Luel in flatman. And we're trying

to sound a beat, we're trying to sound a beat because it's a Monday night. It's around

about half past eight. Um, we've both had busy days, but I wonder how this is going

to go, mate, because I'll be honest with you, I've had a couple of points. Oh, God. Oh,

God. I know what I get like after a couple of points. Oh, physical. You chinned any one

in the last 20 minutes? No, a couple of desks. But, but my lips start to go. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, when we looking at someone, you just, you just see through them. Because that's

how I knew you are. Yeah. So, uh, if anyone comes inside my little office, now in my house,

I am going to go eight apacats. I got ballistic. You know, so go on, I'll tell you, no chance.

Go on, you go on, you little, come through the door now. I told you not to. Absolutely no

chance. I got tennis ball on my hand in case they do. Because I've worked out the tennis

ball is it's not like a cricket ball, you know, it will leave a, leave a mark, but, you

know, that mark will go within a couple of hours. Yeah. I've, I, different than vinegar

and bacon. Um, I saw I do it like conquers. It's strengthened them up though. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. Don't put conquers in a fridge or freezer softens them. I'm gonna. No, yeah. Yeah.

Bloody. Oh, eight. Why were you doing it Monday night? Why? To get out of prime TV time,

this is to get out for Tuesday morning, mate. Trying to get out first. I know, fella. No, we're

not all singing a dance in like a lot of others. We want to remain, you know, that what do we

want to remain? We want to remain, we want to remain poor. Well, just, you know, something

for everyone. Ground is what we are. What we are, we are the pod for every man. I mean,

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