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Flats and Shanks

Series 4 - Episode 34

Flats and Shanks

Flats & Shanks

Sports

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Round up of Gallagher Premiership and Pro4 action, plus Flats finds a Rolex

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0:00.0

Hello everyone, good morning, good evening, good afternoon. Welcome to this edition of the

0:10.8

Flats and Shanks podcast. I'm joined as always by the Hooch to me being Turner, Monsieur

0:16.6

Flatman, Gare. Hey, Gare Fella, what about you? I'm only calling you Hooch because you

0:23.3

do dribble a lot, especially when something's cooking on the barbecue. Yeah, I do. I've got

0:29.8

I've got gust of ball terrier, people quite often say, oh, you know what they say, but owners

0:35.0

looking like their dogs. It's also that white spit you get, you know, that comes out your

0:39.6

mouth, not the clearest stuff. It's like the back of a horse after the saddle comes off,

0:44.8

the ground national. That's the sort of stuff that comes out the side of your mouth. My

0:51.0

parents assumed it was rabies. That's why you never wear a black shirt on a night out. Just comes

0:59.5

through. What a salt comes out in you. That and all the salt marks from my sweaty back.

1:03.1

It always can't risk it. I'm a little bit bliery, I fell off if I'm going to be toad

1:08.0

honest with you. Did you open a bottle of wine after a four hour stint yesterday? Oh, did I flip

1:14.2

it ever? Absolutely flipping necked it. Kids buffalo juice today. I've got a buffalo by one of

1:20.9

the absolute lads and then another one left and then did the flipping lot. Just got it down.

1:25.4

I mean, because I'm because ultimately I'm a zoolie warrior. Get it down. I was fine. I saw it off.

1:30.2

No, it was it wasn't that bad, fella. Were you out? No. Oh, okay. Not really. I had, I had

1:40.9

where's your cut off point? Yeah, exactly. Once I start though, you know what I'm like, I'm

1:44.9

going off switch. If I have one, I'm having three. Do you know what I mean? I had dinner with

1:57.4

Matt Powell, ex-wister warriors kit man and my great mate Duncan McKillip of Fidelius Barth,

2:07.2

wealth management. He doesn't have to manage any of our wealth because you haven't got any,

2:11.3

but we're mates nonetheless. Talking hedge funds for you, percentage,

2:16.1

API, interest rates, Bank of England. Yeah, let's do this. God do this. Yeah, exactly.

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