Series 3 - The Healing Festival - Episode 3

Cornworld

Peters-Fox Ltd

Tv & Film, Lauriepeters, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2020

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

EPISODE THREE
In an attempt to cash in on the huge market for spiritual paraphernalia, Clinton takes delivery of some incense candles. He and Ramone attend a new man workshop that goes awry and Clinton’s appeal to Lord Hawley to appear on the BBC 2 show falls on deaf ears. Clinton’s next seminar is interrupted by a man with some incredible news about a windfall. And the vagina lady, Lucinda takes a fancy to Ramone.

Clinton Baptiste ALEX LOWE

Beebee Hawley JOANNA SCANLAN
Jim CHRIS PAVLO
Diane HEATHER DUTTON
Council Official LEWIS MACLEOD
Noah Goodwin BEN HENLEY
Lucinda Brewley Hayes BELINDA STEWART-WILSON
Karen SARAH THOM
PA Announcer HANNAH BOURNE
Ray DAN SKINNER
Lord Hawley MICHAEL MALONEY
Mrs Shadwell KAREN LEWIS
Mr Shadwell KEITH WICKHAM

With LEWIS MACLEOD as Ramone

WRITTEN BY ALEX LOWE and JOSH CLUDERAY
With additional material by Lewis Macleod
Incidental music by Glen Richardson
Artwork photo by Big Sounds Photography
Produced by Cornelius Mendez, for 11-29 Productions.
Clinton Baptiste appears courtesy of Good night Vienna Productions. With thanks to Peter Kay.
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0:00.0	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.
0:11.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:15.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply.
0:20.0	Check the Uber app.
0:25.0	Previously on Clinton Baptist's paranormal podcast. I want to thank you for introducing me to Lord Holly.
0:28.0	Well, it's my pleasure to get you the booking.
0:31.0	There's a bone.
0:32.0	That's a bone.
0:34.0	Oh my goodness! Yes indeed!
0:36.0	That is an actual bone.
0:38.0	I think the table's possessed.
0:40.0	A minute.
0:41.0	Whether you have public liability insurance or not, Hawley Festival has no intention of paying for you. Now. Namaste everyone. It's Sunday morning here at the healing festival.
1:10.4	And you know what every morning at the festival I get myself ready for the day with some simple yoga.
1:16.2	I start off with a standard tree poles or ricks a sama,
1:24.0	palms together, leaning right forward on my palms,
1:29.6	with effectively my knees just behind and above my elbows and then I go into classic
1:38.6	Lotus position like that very relaxed and just breathe.
1:44.0	Excuse me?
1:45.0	Yes.
1:46.0	Is it Mr. C Baptiste?
1:47.0	Yes?
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