My name is Sam Warburton and in my opinion the greatest injustices in modern day sport are that David Flatman was never picked for Lions.

I can't say this boys. Read it. Sam read it.

And that Thomas George Threwell in Shanklin wasn't Wales captain instead of me.

So hard was it? Carry on.

Ladies and gentlemen his flats and shanks enjoy the show.

Hello everyone and welcome to episode one of the third series of our little podcast.

I'm David Flatman. I'm Tom Shanklin.

We are flats and shanks and we are back.

We are back and we are bad. Literally bad as in not bad as in good bad as in not that good. How you doing Tommy?

I'm good mate. How are you? I'm alright fella. I'm alright.

I'm looking forward to this series. Bigger, better, bigger, is it huge mate?

Boulder. We've already lined up one cracking guest. Who?

Sam Warburton. OBE. OBE. Can't forget that. I forgot it off-air didn't I?

He actually walked in and introduced himself as Sam Warburton OBE didn't he?

Do you let me know I forgot it as well? Yeah of course he did.

And we've got a lovely chat with him. It's actually such a good chat that we didn't want to cut it short.

So we've created a bonus podcast which you can see which would be available to download.

I don't know what I call it yet. Maybe I'll just call it the Warburton.

The Warburton. Bonus. But call it bone us.

So it's got me at the second.

I know you ain't that bad man. That's what we should do.

Yeah I think it should. I mean what we didn't ask him and we can certainly know because we've recorded it already is that surely there is a bread manufacturer.

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