SERIES 3 EP 9: ANDRE'S A GASSY BOY & JET BLACK BALLS

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Sports, Comedy, Football

4.7 • 729 Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

WE'RE BACK! BUT... Matt’s come back from his surgery with ‘an attitude problem’, there’s more Paddington news and the boys discuss what Jon got Matt for his birthday. Elsewhere we discuss our gripes with modern football, Matt shows off his new desk and Jurgen Klopp appears AS DOES a 5 yr old Donald Trump. Also…. A listener emails in to say why Matt ruined his play, find out why Jon’s Daughter should have “Offspring controls” and Jon reveals why he’s still hurting two and a half years after the The Landlord’s wedding. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FIVE EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sean has had some good ideas over the years.
0:05.0	But using Canva was a really good one.
0:08.0	Sean designed some social posts to promote his friend's car boot sale.
0:13.0	They looked good.
0:15.0	Really, really good.
0:17.0	Next thing he knows, someone came and bought the lot
0:21.8	Including the car
0:23.7	Now Sean doesn't know
0:25.5	I was going to get home
0:26.8	Thanks Canva
0:29.2	My message to all
0:31.6	Don't have us
0:32.9	And all don't admireers
0:35.6	All don't have us And all Stomahadmars.
0:40.8	Don't fuck yourself.
0:44.4	Hello!
0:45.9	Don't know.
0:46.3	Don't know.
0:47.1	Don't know.
0:48.1	Don't know.
0:48.9	Don't know.
0:49.7	Don't know.
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