SERIES 3 EP 6: “CHRONIC ANAL FISSURES” & “THE WATERLOO ROAD HAIR WIZARD”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Sports, Comedy, Football

4.7 • 729 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

On the podcast this week we discuss haemorrhoids, Big Ange’s big impact at Forest and a listener emails in about Jon’s hair on Waterloo Road. Elsewhere we discuss scented water for the iron, Jon admits he’s started drooling whilst Matt reveals why he has a wet pillow AND Jon has another ‘incident’ in the pub. PLUS Lee Anderson joins us as a 4- yr- old and Jon has a weird dream about darts player Luke Humphries. SIGN UP FOR EXTRA EPISODES INCLUDING THE ELEVEN EPISODES OF JON RICHARDSON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1997 AND FOUR EPISODES OF JON’S TEENAGE DIARIES 1998 PLUS 15 EXTRA EPISODES OF DOWN THE DOG AT ANOTHERSLICE.COM/DOWNTHEDOG.COM Next Diary Episode out next week. Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	My message to all Stomond Havers and all Stomond admirers.
0:05.9	All Stommer's and all Stomah admirers.
0:10.8	Don't fuck, so, so, so, so, hello!
0:15.9	Don't know! Don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know, don't know. Dumpa. Dund pa. Dund pa. Dund pa. Dundah.
0:21.6	Dundah.
0:22.6	Dundah.
0:23.6	Don't.
0:24.6	Don't.
0:25.6	Don't.
0:26.6	Don't.
0:27.6	Don't.
0:28.6	Don't.
0:29.6	Don't.
0:30.6	Don't.
0:31.6	Don't.
0:32.6	Don't.
0:33.6	So.
0:34.6	Don't.
0:35.6	So.
0:36.6	I'm fucking stanton. Right.
0:45.2	Sink clap.
0:48.2	Sink clap.
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