To call a man transparent is to attack his soul. He's very being. It can be received as the ultimate insult

Unless that is the man in question is actually literally see through

Ladies and gentlemen Tom Shanklin and his olive skin friend Dave

Hello boys and girls ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to our weekly podcast flats and shanks

I am Tom Shanklin and I am Dye Flets and this could be the last one of the summer

Well, I'm quite sure you could be well

I mean the domestic season is over but there are tours

England to go in a way whales are going away Scotland Island

I mean if we can prize you away from oh come on

We can prize you away from your cottage in Devon and get you up on the M4 meter services then we can get a pod going

It's not a cottage. Okay, um townhouse

So next council house

Listed building I don't know what it is. Cancel house

Bank conversion. I don't know. They pulled out one another pod from us this year this summer the season

They don't want another one. This is enough. They might want another one when they found out find out what efforts you've gone to

To record this podcast today on a bank holiday Monday at Lee Delamay services westbound

Which I'm gonna go in in a minute

What in a minute now after this pod? Yeah, I'm gonna let loose in MNS. Oh you yeah, what first supper tonight?

It will snacks away, but

Can it be both just some snack rolls? Yeah?

Oh, you see that's good idea. So I was gonna I've got a night at my house in birth

I'm completely on my own without dogs children or

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