Series 2 - Episode 34
Flats and Shanks
Flats & Shanks
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2018
⏱️ 51 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | To call a man transparent is to attack his soul. He's very being. It can be received as the ultimate insult |
| 0:07.6 | Unless that is the man in question is actually literally see through |
| 0:12.6 | Ladies and gentlemen Tom Shanklin and his olive skin friend Dave |
| 0:20.0 | Hello everyone and welcome to the flats and shanks true crime pod |
| 0:26.0 | Where Tom and I talk about our criminally okay lives crime |
| 0:35.1 | Sinister sinister sinister what I'm David flatman. I'm Tom Shanklin. What crimes are you talking about we're talking about murder? |
| 0:40.8 | Or we talking about did tag it ever say there's been a murder discuss this nothing |
| 0:46.3 | Or we talking about |
| 0:48.3 | petty theft like |
| 0:50.6 | Putting more one piece weeks in there little paper bag. I tell you about theft. Let me tell you about theft |
| 0:57.3 | I got you might notice a |
| 1:00.0 | Where you can see where we are you can see my car right? Oh, I thought you're gonna say that you've stolen a rugby career then |
| 1:08.9 | I did well I got I got blimmin arrested yesterday walking along my hands me pockets |
| 1:13.8 | Concealing dangerous weapons |
| 1:15.8 | All right, yeah, like carrying small arms carrying some arms. I tell you what I do often jokes aside |
| 1:21.4 | I do often look at you and wish I'd arms like that. I got carry these big bastards around instead |
| 1:27.1 | Anyway, I tell you about theft rip a man apart though, can't they? You rang a tank? |
| 1:31.2 | I went I got my car cleaned in town |
| 1:34.4 | I you might notice I very rarely get my car cleaned. I have noticed yeah |
| 1:38.1 | Yeah, I drive so much is no point and I don't really sometimes I get the inside clean and not the outside |
| 1:42.4 | I think it's cooler and it's no while and it's no I so shatter all up |
| 1:47.1 | Shrasser but it but |
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