Pockets aren't a great use for little spaces to hold stuff. What's in your pocket right now?

A three-week-old receipt? Why? Weird fluff, standard. A lottery ticket with six magic numbers.

No? Ah well, there's still time. This Saturday it could be you. Lotto from the National Lottery.

Play now. Rules of procedures apply. Less must be 18 or over.

Two men collide. Rival nations. It's a primitive cash, venting years

of frustration. Guess what I'm trying to say is that if they can change, then you can change,

and we can all change. It's time for flats and shanks.

Is it ready? Born ready boy. Hello everyone and welcome to this week's episode of our,

well, weekly, didn't do one last week, but generally weekly podcast. I'm David Flappman.

I'm Thomas Shanklin. Thomas? Thomas, all right, Tom. Yeah, all right. David, how are you?

Yeah, fine. Well, sorry to everyone who was expecting a pod last week. We didn't do one,

but we didn't do one because you were on holiday. Shanks on holiday. I thought you were. No,

you were down in Devon or Tom Ornwell. Devon. And I was, I didn't go down there for the whole week,

and I was ready and willing to do the podcast at the early part of the week, and you were in,

you don't even know, dude, that's how, all right. Mallorca. Mallorca.

A different place is right. That's how ignorant you are. I was going to say, but

you're in Devon, right? Yeah. Did you eat Ambrosia? Devon custard when you were there? No.

Do you want me scones? No. How do you eat scones anyway, apart from using your mouth? I mean,

how would you, but would you put cream on first? I'll take cream and then jam. Yeah, see, I'm the same,

because I substitute the butter for clotted cream. Yeah. So you put the cream on first,

then you put the jam on, then it goes in your mouth in two bites. Yeah. But people put jam on first,

which to me, that's just weird. Yeah. You don't put jam on your toast first, and then, although,

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