Series 2 - Episode 25
Flats and Shanks
Flats & Shanks
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2018
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever wondered what it's like to win big on the National Lottery? |
| 0:04.6 | Just to confirm, are you somewhere you're able to talk at the moment? |
| 0:09.2 | Yes, we're at home. |
| 0:11.4 | Lovely. |
| 0:12.6 | Now, just check the ticket and I can confirm you are now millionaires. |
| 0:17.4 | No! |
| 0:18.4 | Yes! |
| 0:19.4 | Do you remember what you were? |
| 0:21.0 | I'm a shun! |
| 0:22.5 | Imagine that. |
| 0:24.1 | It could be you. |
| 0:25.7 | The National Lottery. |
| 0:27.0 | Rawls and procedures apply. |
| 0:28.5 | Players must be 18 or over. |
| 0:32.4 | His name is David Luke Flatman, |
| 0:34.4 | commander of the armies of the West, |
| 0:36.6 | general of the Somerset regions, |
| 0:38.9 | loyal servant to the true Emperor, |
| 0:41.2 | Thomas George Lüwellen-Shanklin. |
| 0:43.6 | Father to a noisy cat, husband to a vegan, |
| 0:46.5 | and he will have a salad in this life or the next. |
| 0:50.5 | It's time for flats and shanks. |
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