My name's Poppy Ulstad.

I can hammer a nail down the nose like Darren Brown.

This is a podcast where I go into chat rooms

and then me and a couple of fellows act out the conversations I've had.

Let's do it. Let's get on with it.

Real conversations

re-enacted

for you.

Poppy Hilstead has entered the chat.

Sports.

People are into it, aren't they?

Football.

Yeah, I know it.

And rugby.

I know that one as well.

I know them both.

Listen, right, I know what you're thinking.

So, I bet you, you're like, it's hilarious because I bet she knows nothing about sports.

And she's going to do a thing where she goes into chat rooms and she's like, oh, I don't even know who Gary Lineca is, what's that?

Well, I'll tell you now, I'm not gonna, because I do know about sports.

I know about football team Nottingham Forest,

because I had stickers when I was younger and stuff and you know no one ever wants to talk

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