Making McCud is back for episode two season 15.

I'm Michael Douglas.

I'm Davina McCall.

And this is the drip advisor for your life.

Vagina.

For your vagina?

It sounds so good, doesn't it?

What does?

Trip advisor for your vagina.

Oh yeah, it's like lyric worthy for a song. Yeah. I tried yesterday. Oh my God, it's an Alex Turner lyric. I'm a trip advisor for your vagina. Right? Yeah, yeah. Should we send it to him? Yeah. What's happened to your... I mean, the foamy bit on the microphone. We've lost it somewhere, but it's in the house somewhere because because he's never left the house, but yeah, the foamy bits come off. Someone's put it in a drawer. Oh, wow. But you can get the full force of my voice. Yeah, I mean, have people go nuts for your voice. Do they? Yeah. Actually, nuts. No. I didn't think so. So I was with my son yesterday here and he said he's applying to go to a music university, a song, doing a songwriting course. And he, but he had to audition with music that he's made. So he's made three songs. Actually really good. Yeah, you said it sounds great good. Yeah, well, I was like, is this like radiohead or is this you? He was like, oh, this is me. I'm like, fucking old, Joel, this is really good.

Anyway, he's a bit nervous about singing loudly, so the vocals are too low, you know. Yes. So I was like, come on, lad, just pump them up. You know, pump them up until you really don't like it and then bring them down a bit. Anyway, he said, lyrics aren't very good. So I was like, I'll help you write some lyrics. Let's write some lyrics.

Look, the hell of us terrible.

I forgot how hard it is to write like a song that makes sense, you know.

The opening line is just so important. Give me a lyric that you wrote.

I just couldn't get up anything like sensible. So we have a table here in this house house it's a tiny little side table near the

sofa we've got two one is a koala bear holding up the table top and the other one is a bear

holding up the table top anyway so i thought i'll tell you what's a good line in a song yeah a bear

face table it's quite good isn't it you know? I thought you could do something with that.

Yeah, but I mean, that's fine. But the problem is, like, nobody knows what that is except for us.

Yeah, but that doesn't matter. It could mean anything to anybody. Like, what I realize when I

speak to songwriters or hear them being interviewed is that they don't often know what their

songs are about and they don't even mind that much.

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