Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. Hi.

Yeah, we have a guest. Can you believe it? This is the first guest we've had probably in about two years.

Yep.

I'm honoured. You totally are honoured. Yeah, this is great.

I'm going to explain who Kateate is yeah go on so this is

kind of amazing that we were married to brothers oh you two were married to brothers yeah so sadly

our marriages didn't work out yeah yeah we had amazing children amazing that's a huge success

but we have remained really good friends.

So Kate is over visiting and we're going to take her out tonight.

And we lucked out because we managed to get hold of the hottest tickets in town.

Yeah.

I can't wait.

We are going and we don't know what we're going to because we have abided by what they say,

which is do not Google, do not look up,

do not ask anybody what it is you. Oh, I have Googled. No, I have Googled. There is literally no information you can find on the internet about this thing. Nobody says anything. Oh, okay. Well, that's good. I'm glad you don't know anything. I was like, what is this thing we're going to? And literally said, so there's a journalist who went and her whole review of it is to not review it. That's so good. Yeah, yeah, it's quite good. So she's a very good writer, whoever did that. But yes, nobody's allowed to say anything. But I have heard people say that it's changed their lives. Yes, the person in the reviewer said it is life-changing. It's a life-altering experience. Yeah, it's supposed to be just amazing. And just so it would be... I don't want my life altered. Oh, no. It's quite literally perfect. I do apologise for that, by the way, everybody. It's nauseating. Yeah, my life's going to get worse after tonight.

You'll alter it in the wrong direction. So it's called. Do you want to tell what it's called? It's called you, me, bum, bum, train. It's the people's faces when you say, have you, have you heard of you, me, bum, bum train? No. No. What, what? But we've heard good things.

Tickets, it's sold out.

Yeah.

But I'm... train. You go like, no, what, what? But we've heard good things.

Tickets, it's sold out. Yeah. But I managed to get some tickets off a friend of a friend of a friend. Yeah, well done you. Thank you. She basically used the name Michael Douglas. I did. And bingo. Threw it around a little. Yeah, yeah. It works, you know. And we're don't, we don't know what it's going to be like and we won't

be able to tell you. And we don't actually know where it is. We know the area of where it is, but it's not like in a theatre or anything. So it's not like you would know. It's not advertised anywhere. Like, it's interesting. I told my son, I said, I'm going to say this you meet bum bummed train thing and he went,

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