Hello and welcome to the haunted state.

Haker's tree, a gulletowl tree,

one eight seven seven, two six zero,

three four, two eight, and visit us at the haunted state.

God, God.

Hello, my dear friends,

and welcome back to the haunted state here with me,

your host, Salina Myers.

I was thinking about if you're listening to these consecutively,

God, I bet you are so sick of my voice,

and you're so sick of me introducing myself.

But I gotta do it just on this small chance

that there's somebody new, which there has been.

We have been picking up on our views, which is amazing.

But still, I absolutely need you guys to head over to iTunes

and give me a little rating.

Say something weird, who cares?

And I will show you out on the podcast.

Your rating on iTunes definitely is what's going to move us up

in the rankings, get more people coming to the podcast,

and making it a better place to get more contributors of stories

and stuff like that.

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