Septum Piercing Freak Makes Financial Audit History

Financial Audit

Caleb Hammer

Education, Investing, Business, Self-improvement

4.4 • 894 Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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0:00.0	Say hello to the next generation of Zendesk AI agents, built to deliver resolutions for everyone. Loved by over 10,000 companies, Zendesk AI agents easily deploy in minutes to resolve 30% of interactions instantly. That's the Zendesk AI effect. Find out more at Zendesk.com. To watch episodes of Financial Audit a week earlier, check us out on YouTube. You've been living at home for two years and you still
0:20.9	spend a more than you make what is wrong with you i'm being positive about it you have a
0:25.7	3,000 shut the you have a 3,000 hour overdraft balance i'm just the girl that is not cute you're
0:32.8	gonna piss me off and i'm gonna kick you the fuck off sept Septim piercing, obnoxious, mother f***es.
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1:06.8	Hi, my name is Dom.
1:08.1	I'm 30 years old.
1:09.2	I'm from Los Angeles and this is financial audit.
1:13.3	Septim piercing once a week at this point, huh?
1:16.0	Yes.
1:16.8	Okay. I'm glad you answered yes. Are you in the casting department here? Okay. So thanks for coming in from L.A. I know you're flying in and out the same day. We really do appreciate it. What do you do for a living there? It's expensive city. We all know that. I am a buttender. Bud? Yes. Not far. So not. Okay. Not speaking incorrect. Cannabis. You're at the counter? Are you at the counter? Mm-hmm. Is that it?
1:44.9	You're just at the counter. You're a cashier. Yes, cashier. Okay. Yeah, what are you paid? 18 an hour. That's a cashier. Yep, in L.A. Okay. Sounds like much more than it actually is. Yeah, but tips. I know, I guess the tips always help. I think every month I get at least
2:01.8	1,300 extra cash
2:04.1	and then actually is. Yeah, but tips, and I guess the tips always help. I think every month I get at least 1,300 extra cash.
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