Septic Tank Centipede (TOS S1E9)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
When the Entrepreneur receives an SOS from an exact copy of Earth, the only question that interests the crew is whether anyone might still be alive. But after the away team kills a zombie and meets some kids who are hundreds of years old, they become infected and have to work out a cure to make it out of quarantine in time. Is there a correct number of mugs? How does a flat Earth captain orbit a planet? What could be considered assault on a playground in Los Feliz? It’s the episode where years of experience doesn’t make anyone smarter.
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet. |
| 0:03.2 | Thank you, Mr. Scott. |
| 0:04.2 | You heard it? |
| 0:05.5 | Yes. |
| 0:06.7 | Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise. |
| 0:10.8 | Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. |
| 0:13.8 | Enterprise. |
| 0:14.7 | Welcome to Greatest Trek, this old Enterprise. |
| 0:18.5 | It's a new Star Trek podcast that's about original series Star Trek episodes until the new Star Trek episodes come back. |
| 0:24.6 | I'm Adam Pranica. |
| 0:25.8 | I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 0:27.6 | Hey, you doing today, Adam. |
| 0:29.2 | I'm feeling underdressed. |
| 0:30.7 | You look like you're on your way to a luau. |
| 0:34.1 | I wear Hawaiian shirts, not infrequently. |
| 0:37.7 | I know. |
| 0:38.3 | I think this one is just especially eye-catching. |
| 0:42.7 | I think it's one of your better Hawaiian shirts. |
| 0:46.1 | Oh, thank you. |
| 0:48.0 | Just yesterday I was looking at a photo of you and me and Defested in Rizzo going out to Tiki drinks in Vegas a couple of years ago. |
| 0:59.2 | God. |
| 1:00.0 | When can we go back and do that? |
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