September 23, 2021
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2021
⏱️ 166 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And gentlemen, may I have your attention, please. |
| 0:11.0 | The show starts in five, four, three, two, one, go. |
| 0:25.0 | Good morning, class. |
| 0:27.0 | Say hello to Billy Madison. |
| 0:29.0 | Hello, Billy Madison. |
| 0:31.0 | You want me to take my shirt off for you? |
| 0:33.0 | No, thank you. |
| 0:34.0 | OK, thank you. |
| 0:38.0 | Forever. |
| 0:40.0 | Welcome. |
| 0:41.0 | It's Billy Madison Show. |
| 0:44.0 | You are one hour away from a shot at $1,000. |
| 0:49.0 | Very exciting. |
| 0:50.0 | Chris is at a gas station taking a dump. |
| 0:53.0 | So he's going to be late. |
| 0:55.0 | Well, you told him not to take a dump in the building. |
| 0:57.0 | I did, but now he's really pooping on work time. |
| 1:01.0 | Good dumbass. |
| 1:03.0 | And then Derek, I don't know what Derek has. |
| 1:07.0 | He said he's got like terrible diarrhea. |
| 1:10.0 | And he's been throwing up. |
| 1:12.0 | He had a big, huge fever. |
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