Is there any nerdier locker room than the Patriots? Very cerebral, Fred. The only one I would say would be the Redskins, just because Kirk Cousins is the nerdyest person in the NFL. He's the nerdyest person in the NFL, and there's no doubt, and on top of that, it's now gotten to the point where you know, convincingly, that there's no irony whatsoever.

And everyone around him on the team, whereas they used to just kind of roll their eyes,

now embraces that he is as nerdy as it gets.

This article that I read has him still living at home.

On top of that, he's yet to buy a house.

The car he drives is like a 2004 conversion van that he bought from his, like, grandfather. Like, oh, boy, like the doc drove in Back to the Future. No, no, no, no, no, no. The van. Oh, did you have a conversion van? I don't know. Maybe the terrorists. I'm getting confused.

Yes.

All I know is that when I was a kid, I wanted one so bad because they had the captain's chairs that you could spin backwards.

The table you could play cards on. But yeah, so that's the kind of car he drives. and his choice in music, you know, he's not being ironic when he talks about how he loves Creed and some of the nerdier bands like Alt Rock from the late 90s, early 2000,

that were just the definition of mediocre.

That is Kirk Cousins.

Michigan State's own.

All right.

John, you talked about this when we came in.

Oh, boy, I'm seeing two calls about the same thing.

Yep. All right, Matt, go calls about the same thing. Yeah.

All right, Matt, go ahead, sir.

Yeah, I'm sure you guys heard it, but I guess Amy Waldeck's best friend there

was asking people's favorite cheeses this morning,

and she read off Colby, a beefly pepperjack, and then Frumunda.

Okay.

Oh, yeah.

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