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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

September 1st 2020

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 September 2020

⏱️ 163 minutes

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Check out Tuesday, September 1st Episode Of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0

What up,

0:04.0

Bitches!

0:05.0

Coming up with the program, we kind of touched on this yesterday.

0:11.0

You guys like to do it in the dark, which as a man, I say that's

0:18.3

lame in the dark. Can't see nothing in the dark.

0:23.0

Yeah, who cares? You can feel everything.

0:25.0

Yeah, I don't know.

0:27.0

And I don't know. I guess I have like superhero eyes, but I have my eyes do this crazy thing. I don't know if anybody else has to but my eyes adjust

0:36.7

And dark now. It's just not the same. Then it's like oh wow. I could actually see

0:42.3

It's not the same but there's you guys aren't

0:45.3

alone there's some other people we never are on these things you know I only do it in

0:49.3

the dark yeah yeah yeah I'm the weird one I guess. I don't know how it's yuck. It's yuck in the dark. I'm not sure how it's I don't know. I feel like I go limp. It should be designed for things that are disgusting. yeah so I don't know like how it's yuck it's boring

1:06.7

It's like skinny people and big people do it in the dark like that so I don't know if skinny people yuck isn't the word skinny people probably have a lamp on or something

1:16.9

I don't know if you got to have some lights I'm ambience

1:18.9

Jared said he doesn't and he's not, no, he's skinny guy.

1:23.0

I don't know about skinny, but yeah.

1:25.0

I don't know about skinny either. I mean, that's a little much, but he's not fat.

1:28.0

I'm just trying to amp him up, dude. The guy's, you know, upset.

1:31.0

Yeah, I know, but I don't want to give him a false sense in his head like I want to give you that I want to give you that so you feel like Superman

1:36.2

I blatantly know I'm not skinny I know but I'm trying to lie to you so that you'll be all propped up and stuff. He's not scared.

1:43.0

He's a little.

1:44.0

He's a little.

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