What's up? Welcome, Billy Madison Show. Good morning. Let me see what I got for you on this glorious day.

Well, I think you'll like to hear this. You've been probably using the toilet wrong.

Yeah. Well, it happens. Yeah, I mean, I don't know how you use the toilet wrong, but all right.

Well, you can use the toilet wrong. I'm not going to sit around and face the wall.

That's how you're supposed to do it. No, it's not. Yeah, you're supposed to get on that thing like a motorcycle.

I don't think you are. Yeah, I don't think so. Yeah, you're supposed to ride it the other way. I don't think you are.

That's what it says. It says you are. Yeah, you're supposed to get on that thing, you know, like it's a motorcycle.

Just on. Well, that's what you. Okay. You're there. No way. You're supposed to hover over it, right? Okay.

And then you would be better instead of you know, the back of the toilet.

If there were handles there and you could hold on to the handles like a motorcycle.

Oh, and you don't actually sit down. Yeah. Okay, so you're not.

How are you going to just get sit there and hover? Yeah, you hover and they just, you know, how are you supposed to play on your phone?

Well, you can't you to be holding on to the handlebars. Well, that would just ruin the whole bathroom experience.

Yeah, it's not supposed to be an experience. It's so gross. It's so gross when people are like, oh, man, I love take a crap.

It's so gross. Yeah, that is gross. It's gross to do that. It should be a nuisance. Like, oh, it's interrupting my day.

Well, I mean, lots of people that does make up feel better. I'm sure it makes them feel better, but what an interruption.

Like, oh, man, I got a crap. Oh, it's just disgusting. Now there is a risk factor.

Now, as you're imagining, just imagine you, you know, you walk into a restroom and then you get on that thing like at the motorcycle.

Right. You know, reverse. Yeah. That'd be a pretty wild scene. You're looking at the wall. Yep.

That'd be pretty sick. Well, how often you go to the toilet every day can predict your risk of heart attack.

Oh, so that's a sign right there. Well, apparently we're often told a normal digestive tract cleanses itself of waste after each meal suggesting regular due doing is healthy.

But new research on toilet habits may have just flipped our understanding on healthy bowel movements. Yeah.

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