That was literally the only good play of the game.

Deshawn Watson just scrambled and he ran for a 49-yard touchdown and it was fantastic.

But all around, just a crab fest.

I was talking to Mike Lockhart in the other room and he said, so I sat down, I watched kickoff,

I went up and I quickly used the bathroom and one of the time I got back, they were already punting. It was just punt after punt after punt. Thursday night football is bad for a lot of reasons, but you know, people aren't healthy, people aren't 100%, they don't have a lot of time to prepare, but in years of watching Thursday night football, Rich, I think that might have been the worst Thursday night football game I've ever seen. I was trying to figure out whether that was the case. But then again, I've seen so much bad Thursday night football that I just try to forget it. There's been so many, and next week's going to suck too. But what's going on with the Cincinnati Bengals is a special kind of suck right now because they have yet, first of all, they start off the season with two home games. Yep. And they have yet to score a touchdown. They haven't even scored one yet. And Dalton is just overthrowing guys making bad decisions for interceptions in his first game. Yep. He continues to try to over-rely on green. He's like throwing it a triple coverage. I mean, it's like...

Let's stop there for a second.

Dalton threw for about 220, 230 yards, 87 of which was blind luck. Yeah, right. He threw one ball deep to A.J. Green was amazing. Well, just pulled it out of the sky with three guys on. There were three guys around him, Fred. and as the ball got there, the three guys kind of fell apart from Green as though a bomb had exploded between all three of them, and Green was all by himself, and he caught it. That was just a throw it up and Hope thing, and he threw another 37-year-old. I went for 50, and then he threw another 37-yard pass. He completed it to another guy in the two-minute drill when he was flushed out of the pocket and threw on the run. I mean, two luck throws. That's about 40% of the passing yardage for Andy Dalton. Brandon LaFelle at the end of the first half was open. I forgot he was on Cincinnati until last day's game. Brandon LaFelle was open by about 10 yards. You know, the cornerback slipped. Lafell by himself and Dal Dalton airmailed it deep by 10 yards. Yeah. Who's wide open. Dalton is horrible. Well, you're listening to better QBR than Deshaun Watson last night. Watson was the better quarterback last night. Watson was the better quarterback last night. Trust me. Wait, but QBR. I know. I know. I'm going against the numbers here.

It is shocking, but it's true.

It is funny because, is, AJ McCarren's the backup still, right?

Yes, he is.

Okay, the guy with the awful chest tattoo. That's right. From Alabama. Yep. Right. So he, uh... Is he the one whose wife or his girlfriend was hotter than shrimp Vindaloo?

That was that was Musburger making the mistake with her, yes.

Yeah, yeah.

We'll call it what you want.

Oh, yeah. Yes, he is. His girlfriend was hotter than Shrimp Vindaloo. That was, that was Musburger making the mistake with her.

Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Call it what you want.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

That's what's his name? Vic Riley said. Yes. Rick Riley said. Shrimp Vindaloo, yes. And he's got a girlfriend hotter than Shrimp Vindaloo. Yeah, she's a beauty pageant contestant.

He's got an attractive girlfriend.

Imagine that.

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