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The Billy Madison Show Podcast

September 14th 2020

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Billy Madison Show, Chris, Bms, Nard, Allgood, Mornings, Billy, 99.5 Kiss, San Antonio's Rock Station, Comedy, 111877, Derek, Kiss-fm, Madison

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 February 2023

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Check out Monday, September 14th Episode Of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome, Billy Bass and Joe, coming up with a program today, so this person, they

0:09.9

got like, you know, one of those strengths with benefits or whatever, which is like what

0:15.9

people do now, like, hey, I can have sex with you, but I don't really have feelings or

0:21.4

anything.

0:22.4

Right.

0:23.4

I don't want any sort of long term commitment or anything, so we're just going to exchange

0:27.1

fluids and body parts and we'll just do that, which is probably been pretty active

0:32.9

for like 25 years now.

0:35.3

What has the friends with benefits thing?

0:37.8

Yeah, yeah, it doesn't ever work out.

0:39.8

Yeah, it doesn't.

0:40.8

I mean, I guess everyone's well, you know, romance stories that come out to be fair.

0:46.8

The other really don't usually work out either.

0:49.0

I know, but at least there's like the honeymoon phase where you like each other, right?

0:54.3

And then you get where it's kind of like, eh, and then you have the total destruction and

0:59.2

then, you know what I mean?

1:00.2

It's like exciting.

1:02.2

Yeah.

1:03.2

Whereas, you know, friends with benefits, just sex, I'm with you.

1:07.1

I just couldn't do that.

1:08.1

I couldn't just be out there laying pipe.

1:11.6

No.

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