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Joel Osteen Podcast

Separated for the Better

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.423.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2020

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Separated for the Better

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Brett Goldstein. I'm a comedian and actor, writer, director,

0:03.5

swimmer, and I love films. Come join me on my podcast, Films To Be Bered With,

0:07.6

where I invite a special guest over, I tell them they've died, then I get them to discuss

0:11.5

their life through the films that meant the most to them. What films scared them the most?

0:14.8

What made them cry the most? Etc. At the end, they pick a film to go in their

0:18.6

pocket and take to heaven. Like, death, and movies. Listen to films to be buried with

0:23.3

Brett Goldstein on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeart Radio app,

0:27.2

Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:30.1

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for downloading our podcast. We enjoy spending

0:35.2

this time with you. I hope you'll leave inspired. Make sure you subscribe to get new messages

0:40.4

every week. We appreciate your support. It helps keep the ministry going. Enjoy the message.

0:46.6

I'm going to be a great speaker.

0:58.0

God bless you. It's always a joy to come into your homes and if you're ever in our area,

1:03.5

please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you, we'll make you feel

1:08.3

right at home. Thanks so much, though, for tuning in. And thank you again for coming out.

1:13.4

I like to start with something funny. And one day Jesus and Satan were having a contest

1:19.0

to see who was better with computers. After six hours of making spreadsheets, designing web pages,

1:26.5

a thunderstorm knocked the power out. When they rebooted their computers,

1:31.5

Satan started screaming, it's all lost. All my material is gone. While Jesus quietly printed

1:38.4

his out and turned it in, Satan complained it's not fair. He must have cheated. How come he

1:44.0

didn't lose his work? God smiled and said, Jesus saves. Let's say it like you mean it. This is my

1:53.7

Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do.

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