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Anything Better?

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4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2022

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Bill and Paul talk about sleeping habits and mentally ill people on social media.

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody? And welcome back to the anything better podcast show with your
0:15.2	host Paul Burzy, Bill Burr. Got the Greek freak Andrew Stemless out there in California,
0:20.2	producer extraordinaire. And you guys are listening to episode 51. Who do we have for 51, everybody?
0:28.3	Oh, we got some great ones. The first one that popped into my head was was Dick Bukkis. And they
0:35.0	got him at number five. By the way, Dick Bukkis, 78 years old, professional football player playing
0:41.1	the way he did good for him. All right, here we go. Number 10, Zach Diasi. Oh, giant. Yeah, you
0:52.1	want to, do you want a couple of fucking rings there? Brodrick Thomas for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
0:58.5	Alex Mack. Alex Mack. I don't know who that is for the the Falcons.
1:06.2	Taki or Taki O Spikes. Oh, yeah, remember him. Taki O Spikes. Sorry. Taki O Spikes was an animal.
1:15.9	I think it from Buffalo. Yeah, he's a great one. Each arrow Suzuki. Oh my God, that's a great one.
1:23.8	I mean, that's the Asian Thai Cobb right there. If not, he rose. If they counted those fucking hits.
1:31.0	Dick Bukkis. That's a great list. This is a pretty good list. You would think 51 would be
1:37.8	a little weird. I think they get weird. The next three get weird. Randy Johnson.
1:44.0	And Willie McGee. Another great one. The St. Louis Cardinal Trevor Hoffman. The greatest
1:51.8	closer other than Mariano Rivera. At number one, at number one, they have Bernie Williams, Paul.
2:00.7	Burn, baby. Burn. That's right. I love Bernie Williams. I got a, I don't know. I think Dick Bukkis.
2:07.1	I don't know. I think Dick Bukkis or each arrow are fucking higher than him. You know, no offense.
2:11.8	I mean, Yankee fan, but that's, you know, each row Suzuki is one of the greatest baseball. I mean,
2:15.6	that kid had a, nobody talks about the arm that kid had. You know, who loved him? Bernie Mac.
2:21.4	Oh, did he? Yeah. Big baseball fan. I didn't know that. I saw this great clip on him talking
2:25.6	about how much he loved each arrow. Dude, each arrow's arm was amazing, man. He was
2:31.0	about to speed when he would play down that butt. He was already three steps away. Perth base.
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