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A little secret. I think you want to know a dirty little secret about a secret little show.

A secret show for Friday, September 1st, 2023, the day that it is.

Can I just say for the people who are just, you know, hearing this right now,

it's fresh and brand new, this is our fourth take. We never do that.

We always just start and go, and that's the show.

We've been so off that we've restarted this thing.

We're on for now. Let's hope that we can make it through.

Well, we keep going off topic to the point to things that we should not be talking about.

Like, and you think anything would go on this show, but no,

there are things that are like, you know, we've worked, placed up,

and we just start talking about it. It's like, okay, well, this one's,

this takes ruin too. So this is it. Take four.

Hello, it's the Sarah and Vinnie secret show. Okay.

Now, yesterday on the Sarah and Vinnie secret show, don't.

We read you a very short text. I start an email and I'm just,

so I'm just going to quickly reread it. Okay. My best friend's husband says,

weird borderline and appropriate things to me when he drinks,

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