Sentient Bins, Electric Cars & A Donkey In A Bath

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Today on the Jason Manford show, there's a question for Steve about feeding your daughters boyfriend, lego solves crime and a fact about a dokey leads to some questionable impressions.

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0:00.0	Football.
0:00.7	It has its ups and downs.
0:02.6	There's the players who kiss the badge
0:03.9	and kiss the club goodbye.
0:05.2	Right after you've splashed out
0:06.4	100 quid to get their name on your kit.
0:08.9	And oh, the AILA strike
0:10.4	who always sticks it in Roe Z.
0:12.3	The good news is
0:13.3	the Ladbrooks Acker gives you auto insurance,
0:15.3	free bets back and big odds boosts.
0:17.1	So whatever else lets you down,
0:18.6	it won't be your ACCA. It's a gaffer of an ACA.
0:21.2	From Ladbrooks.
0:22.0	18 plus online and mobile, minimum mods apply.
0:24.1	Maximum 1 to 3, 10 pound free bets per customer per day.
0:26.0	Up to £50.000 of boosted odds.
0:27.2	Restrictions and T&Cs apply.
0:28.4	Be gambleware.org. Take time to think.
0:30.1	Good morning. Morning.
0:38.1	You're all right.
0:38.8	I just choked on a Fredo.
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