Another one is the Joneses at 27 now. New porcelain paving. Looks like Taralis Nordic. Everyone's going Nordic these days. Is the same fella doing it again? Ooh, dark bath. He's using Darkbath. Seek a jointing compound. Betty's got a trade account at you, son. Terralis porcelain paving from £22 per square metre and seek a fast-fits jointing compound at 2999 each.

Plus, get 10% off if you buy two tubs.

All trade prices XVAT at 20%.

So now you can keep up with the Joneses.

And the Evanses. Amelia stretched out her arms.

So, what do you think?

Parker shook her head.

She hadn't expected Amelia's B&B to be this charming.

It looked even better than the pictures.

The room was sunny and bright, sprawling with vintage details and lush plants. It's amazing. Seriously.

And it will just be you staying, correct?

I couldn't remember if I saw a husband listed on the reservation. And it will just be you staying correct?

I couldn't remember if I saw a husband listed on the reservation.

Parker noticed a flush rising to Amelia's freckled cheeks.

Yes, just me.

And quite honestly, I'm gay. So definitely no husband. Later that night, there was a soft

knock on Parker's door. When she opened it, she saw Amelia standing there with a cup of tea

in her hands. She was wearing a pair of silk pajamas,

a stark difference from Parker's old slouchy sweatpants. Do you do this for all your guests?

asked Parker, stepping back to let Amelia inside.

Just my favorites.

Parker put the warm cup on the writing desk, making sure to place a coaster underneath.

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