Sensitive Tycoons Pilot Episode

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2018

⏱️ 54 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Liz Truss filed an injunction to take over our RSS feed because we were too negative. So instead of @raaleh, @HKesvani, @rocknrolga, @milo_edwards, and special guest @fraserwat talking about how the entire world is turning into youtube clips of the movie Crank, we've been replaced by a group with a somewhat... sunnier outlook. These... are the Sensitive Tycoons, and they're here to help you become a #freedomfighter. Nate was replaced as producer by the guy from the black rifle coffee company who tried to start his car with a flamethrower, but he's still competent so at least it sounds good.

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0:00.0	We've been cancelled.
0:01.5	I'm so sorry.
0:03.1	Liz Truss has told us...
0:04.7	We've been hacked by the Russians.
0:06.3	No, Liz Truss has told us that we're not optimistic enough about Britain, the potential
0:12.1	of Britain, and how young people are Uber riding, deliveroo eating freedom fighters.
0:17.8	So we've been replaced.
0:19.6	Well, the problem is because we record this podcast in the caliphate of Tower
0:23.4	Hamlets, we just can't love pork as much as Liz Trust us.
0:28.4	Well, whatever the reason, she has decided to give our RSS feed over to a podcast.
0:34.9	Yes, that's very optimistic, like those birds chirping outside.
0:39.8	They have the tick of mindset.
0:41.6	She has decided to give our RSS feedover to a podcast called Sensitive Tycoons
0:47.7	about how to make it in the modern economy of individualism and strength and being wonderful and nothing bad ever happening.
0:55.9	Great t-shirts. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1:11.6	Oh, whoa, whoa.
1:13.6	Oh, wow.
1:14.6	Oh, oh, oh.
1:15.6	Welcome.
1:16.6	Namaste.
1:17.6	Hi, guys.
1:19.6	Oh, my God.
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