Sensitive testicles | Dan Carney| Ep. 127
Collie's 10 minute pod
Colum Tyrrell
4.8 • 599 Ratings
🗓️ 26 June 2024
⏱️ 69 minutes
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The Colum Tyrrell Podcast welcomes comedian, actor, and writer, Dan Carney! @danmancarney The Colum Tyrrell Podcast is hosted by stand-up comedian Colum Tyrrell. Collie has been seen on comedy podcasts The Legion of Skanks Podcast, Matt & Shane's Secret Podcast, Real Ass Podcast, YKWD, Dan Soder & Big Jay Oakerson's The Bonfire and more. Join the 1008 https://www.patreon.com/columtyrrell LIVE STAND-UP DATES: https://linktr.ee/columtyrrell Follow Colum on social media here: Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/columtyrrell Twitter - https://twitter.com/columtyrrell
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| 0:00.0 | Yes. What's up? |
| 0:04.5 | Yo. |
| 0:05.4 | What's going on? |
| 0:06.4 | You said you saw Leonardo DiCaprio? |
| 0:08.8 | I saw Leonardo DiCaprio on the street. |
| 0:10.8 | Oh, Danny boy. Oh, Danny by. Do people call you Danny? |
| 0:15.3 | No. No. Well, I think it's because my last name's Carney. |
| 0:18.6 | And Danny Carney sounds horrible. |
| 0:20.1 | Danny Carney. Sounds horrible. Yeah, he's about to steal you. Sounds bad. Carney is... It's too many ease. Too many e-s sounds. With the name Carney, like a carnival worker. Yeah. Do you ever feel the association there? Do you ever... I feel like it's a happy accident. Happy accident? You don't think people mistrust you? |
| 0:38.3 | Mistrust me. |
| 0:35.5 | Yeah, because people mistrust Carnies. Ooh, you know, I don't think people make the association enough. I do. With my last name. I got Dan Carney. I thought you were like a bare knuckle boxer. Dan Carney? You thought I was a bare knuckle boxer? No, I'm the guy running like an arcade booth. like a 40-year-old dude who's like handing like |
| 0:37.1 | giant oversized teddy bear. Bear Knuckle Boxer? No, I'm the guy running like an arcade booth. Like a 40-year-old |
| 0:54.4 | dude who's like handing like giant oversized teddy bears. He lets 15-year-olds on for free. That guy? You're going to have the, you're going to have the teddy bear. But I didn't hit anything. It's okay. I won't tell anybody. Anyway, so you saw Leon out of the cabrio? I saw him on the street. How long ago was this? This was like a year ago. |
| 0:51.0 | Remember that day where all those, |
| 0:52.8 | all those like bugs in the air in New York, |
| 0:55.2 | those tiny little bugs? |
| 0:56.3 | Should I turn this, I see. street. How long ago was this? This was like a year ago. Remember that day where all those all those like bugs in the air in New York, |
| 1:13.2 | those tiny little bugs? Should I'm not going to say? See you off? I'm not going to remove it in post. I don't know. Have you left it on before? I've left it on before. How does it sound? It'll be gone. Oh, then you're fine. Yeah. I'm saying how are we feeling it right now? |
| 1:08.3 | Temperature-wise? |
| 1:09.4 | How's your diet coke? |
| 1:10.2 | I don't want you to take it in too close. |
| 1:11.4 | I don't want it to go warm. |
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