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Okay, oh my god, oh my god, Amy Schumer is the greatest. She's the greatest and she's from Long Island.

She's from Oceanside, I lived in Rockville Center in the neighboring town.

I got an email from a girl who asked if I wanted to go to Amy Schumer, it'll be an amazing show, Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld or hosting her and it and Lauren Michaels name was thrown around and I don't know if Alec Baldwin because he's got his own bag of problems right now.

You know, these events that happened in the Hamptons once a millennium and they're cool like I've gone to the cold play concert and it's been really locals mixed with celebrities.

But you had like I think Joni Mitchell and Jimmy Buffett and John McEnroe bartending in one room and I think Jay Zian Beyoncé were there to watch them and I was there.

I got into a little bit of an incident there, which we don't have to discuss today, we can discuss it another day, but unlucky I wasn't thrown out, but I was I was on the on the brink of cancellation sort of.

So anyway, the Hamptons once in a while has a cool event. Amy Schumer performing here sounds like a cool event. I don't go out. I don't go out on weekends. I don't go out at prime time dinner. It's the Hamptons is the most beautiful place in the world.

The most dreadful place if you go and try to do something cool or interesting or like orchestrated. That's when it's dreadful. Okay. So I went I was invited to Amy Schumer and I said who's who's going to be there when I asked that I didn't mean like, you know, just Joe the lifeguard.

I meant there are people that I know who live out here who are at events like this and funny people who I appreciate humor and I love comedy. So I assume Jimmy founds going to be there. He's a comedian comedian support other comedians. I assume Lauren Michaels is going to be there.

He's the one who told me you have to make an exit to make an entrance. I think he's going to be at a comedy thing. Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld have been confirmed. It sounds interesting because I'm leaving my house. I want to talk to some people. I want it to be interesting. I may want to say to Amy.

Do you want to come on the podcast like I don't leave my house unless there's a very good reason and often slash work is is is is a reason like slash slash Amy. Do you want to come on the podcast because otherwise I'm sitting in my backyard or at the beach or doing a bonfire or making smores or swimming or just living my own free free person life. Okay. Let's go.

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