Welcome to Berench.

Gaze confirmed cannot wake up early in the morning.

No, we definitely can't.

I'm struggling here to survive.

Hello.

Hi.

It's me.

Good morning.

Good morning.

The sun has not risen because it's the Bay Area and the sun does not rise here.

No, it doesn't.

It's the Arctic North. the sun does not rise here. No, it doesn't. It's the Arctic North, you know. This is perhaps the earliest we've ever done anything in our lives. I'm literally drinking coffee right now. I'm actually way more sophisticated than you. I actually called... Sophisticated. Yeah, I have the coffee IV going directly into my bloodstream.

It's just... Medical. Yeah. Medical-grade caffeine. My God, I just feel so discombobulated. I'm like, I shouldn't be in your room this early in the morning. No, you really shouldn't. It feels wrong. Neither should I. Like, it feels wrong. No, you should be in your room early in the morning. This is what the whole thing is. I know. My hair stole it from the shower. It's like the minute details here.

Freshly clean. Very fancy. So I guess we need to tell everyone what the fuck we're doing and why we seem so off format. Why are we on the feed? Like in the middle of the week. Like why are we even here? Well, girls, we have a very special treat for all of you. So special. You could say it is definitely our most prestigious guest of all time. Of all time. Literally of all time. We have an interview next that is going to blow your socks off and it's going to be everything you've ever wanted. And we've been cooking it up for the last week and we're just like, you know, we're here. I'm loving the food references. Look at them like, brunch coffee cooking it up. Super sweet. Yeah. They're falling apart as I say them. But I'm just glad to be here. Me too. I'm glad to be here with you. Yes. Two Victorian dolls, always fighting early in the morning. Cursed objects. I just throwing out a list of keywords that came into my brain looking at your face right now. Thank you. You're welcome. Are you wanting to get into this interview? Let's do it. So, yeah, we're going to have a quick interview, and then, you know, just come back next week. Enjoy the bonus content. What do I think of her? Yes. I don't think of her. Bitch. Shut your fucking mouth. That's not enough of you, you mean. Beast? Yeah. How dare you?

Glass of red wine and a swishaw.

I think you get the bitch, a bitch, bitch.

How dare you?

So, for everyone just tuning in, this is Eating for Free, the podcast where we dive through the trash of celebrity news and give you the real stories.

I'm so happy. I'm so happy. The kernel of stories at the colonel of it all i'm the colonel of it all i am jones somers and we are joined today by one of i guess no no you know what

we can actually call her our definitely most prestigious guest ever yes actually the staff writer

jezebel um actually, here, introduce yourself.

I don't want to do it for you.

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