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🗓️ 6 January 2021
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Welcome to Ilya and Joe's first podcast! We talk about Ilya's parking ticket addiction, Joe's fight with his girlfriend, and how much money both the guys have saved up.
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0:00.0 | What's up guys welcome back to the first and last episode of lightways. Yeah, let's get it started |
0:07.5 | You see you yelled right into it. Oh my bad. Sorry people. I have a gun |
0:11.4 | I don't know if this is an intro or if this is just a fact that people should know |
0:15.4 | But I read the other day that it's called the mall because you don't go to a single store you go to them all |
0:22.1 | That's not true. Yeah, it is both. I mean, I don't know if it's true |
0:25.7 | That's not an Instagram post, but like it's pretty cool. Yeah, it makes sense now. It's cool to tell people that is true |
0:31.0 | I guess I tell people that yeah, yeah, how come you wanted to do this one shirtless. Why is your shirt always my shirt is not off |
0:36.6 | It's literally on Joe stop telling people lies. Wait for your first topic my first topic |
0:45.6 | This is literally what I wrote down. It's a question is do you do your own laundry? What? |
0:51.2 | I just hear me out. I |
0:55.9 | Until dude, I swear to God dead ass. I did not do my own laundry until I was 23 years old |
1:01.5 | Uh-huh |
1:02.1 | I didn't learn how to do laundry until I was 23 and |
1:06.1 | The first time I did it, I like I moved into my apartment in Chicago |
1:09.3 | Whatever and like I'm looking up on YouTube. I don't fucking do laundry really it was insane |
1:15.0 | I felt like yeah, cuz my mom always did it for me. I don't know when I was 26 and I like moved out |
1:19.7 | I had a YouTube how to fill up my gas tank |
1:23.8 | No, you didn't I'm from New Jersey. We don't pump our gas there. What do I mean? We have attendance there |
1:28.8 | So I never I mean I guess that's as insane as like how to do your own laundry because both are really stupidly easy |
1:34.3 | I had no idea. That's great. Yeah, that's so fucking that's such a Joe thing to do |
1:43.1 | Yeah, and then also I didn't know how to listen to this |
1:45.9 | I didn't know how to do the dishes either true story completely true didn't know how to do like didn't know how to |
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