Tonight, on Let It Rip, from Heroes to Zeros, two Michigan bozos who couldn't manage their own campaigns.

Former Detroit police chief James E. Craig and self-annoyed equality guru Perry Johnson

both kicked off the Republican primary ballot for governor after turning in thousands of fake signatures.

And now, your host, RIP ROG.

Good evening. It's time to let it rip. Let's get right into it. Chief, you were the front runner.

Now, you're in yesterday's newspapers. We'll let me tell you something. I'm a cop.

And I'm not going to stand for this. This is Craig. And I'm a cop. And? That's it. I'm a cop.

Okay. Mr. Johnson, you bill yourself as a quality guru, but you spent $7 million of your own money,

which amounts to about $333 for every phony signature. What does that say about your executive acumen?

Well, the fact of the matter is, it's a practical matter. This is all scratch and sniff.

It looked poor for us. The chase correct when he says, is both crap.

I mean, I know we turned in thousands of phony signatures. I know that. You know that. We all know that.

But which ones are phony? I don't know that. You don't know that. Nobody knows that. And that's why

we should be on the ballot. Now, I brought some examples of these so-called forward signatures.

Smell that, real? It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Sorry.

You can sit down. I'm good. You can sit down. It's okay. I want to throw this to Charlie

Linton. Charlie, you're a lawyer. What do you make of all this?

You stole fizzy lifting drinks. You're bumping in a ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized

so you get nothing. You lose. Good day, sir. Here's what let me say this.

I know you're a cop. They're going to rub me. I want to make a exclusive announcement right here on

later rep. I'm launching my writing campaign because I'm the best candidate to unseat Governor

Gretchen Richmer. But also, I like to announce my running mate right here.

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