Senator Maggie Hassan Goes Back to High School

Nobody Listens to Paula Poundstone

Lipstick Nancy, Inc. & Glassbox Media

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4.7 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2020

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Paula welcomes her ol’ high school pal, who also happens to be the former Governor of New Hampshire and current Senator, Maggie Hassan! And speaking of school, teacher-in-the-news Sheila Buck visits to explain how she got herself arrested at that Trump Rally in Tulsa. GUESTS Senator Maggie Hassan Sheila Buck HOUSE BAND Jay Clanin on flugelhorn from Longmont, Colorado Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:18.3	Tonight, the life of a United States senator.
1:20.9	Senator Maggie Hassan is here to tell us what it's really like to serve in the world's greatest deliberative body.
1:26.8	Is there a rulebook, or does Mitch McConnell
1:28.8	just make shit up as he goes along? And what really goes on in the Senate cloakroom? Are there
1:34.0	actual cloaks? Plus, Sheila Buck got a ticket for Donald Trump's Tulsa rally. She was sitting
1:40.1	calmly waiting to get in, but she was wearing a Black Lives Matter shirt.
1:46.7	Sheila will tell us the story of what happens next.
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