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🗓️ 21 June 2022
⏱️ 30 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Tinder. |
0:04.0 | Life is full of possibilities. |
0:06.0 | A cheeky reply to a message here could lead to a world of fun new experiences over there. |
0:11.0 | And with Tinder, it all starts with a swipe. |
0:14.0 | Strangers can become mates, mates can become lovers with matching tattoos. |
0:18.0 | Or maybe it's not that serious. |
0:20.0 | Whether a match leads to something new and exciting or something personal, no matter what, |
0:25.0 | all matches lead to self-discovery. |
0:27.0 | Download Tinder now. |
0:30.0 | Please have a seat, ladies and gentlemen. |
0:35.0 | Welcome, one and all, to the late show I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:40.0 | Hey. |
0:43.0 | Quick question. |
0:45.0 | Quick question. |
0:46.0 | How was your weekend? |
0:48.0 | I certainly had an interesting one, |
0:51.0 | because some of my staff had a memorable one. |
0:54.0 | Here's what happened. |
0:56.0 | Last week, I heard from my old colleague Triumph, the insult comic dog. |
1:01.0 | Triumph offered to go down to DC and interview some congresspeople to highlight the January 6th hearings. |
1:07.0 | I said, sure, if you can get anyone to agree to talk to you, |
1:10.0 | because, and please don't take this as an insult, you're a puppet. |
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