It's time for seminal headlines featuring warchant.com's Jeff Cameron, managing editor, Ira Schofel, and senior writer Corey Clark.

Your weekly dose of all things, FSU, Pistols, and Pie, starts right now. Here's Jeff Cameron.

The seminal headlines, 933, Real Talk Radio, War Chant TV begins right now.

Great to be with you.

As always, let's begin by saying, thank you so much to register sausage as he doesn't

like good sausage.

Yay, sausage.

That could be the new motto.

Who doesn't like good sausage? They know. Yeah. Hey, sausage. That could be the new motto.

Who doesn't like good sausage?

We're going to see Ben on Friday at your golf tournament.

Ben, the registered sausage family has a team in your golf tournament.

So we're going to get some Ben out there.

Maybe he'll bring some links to the links.

What do you think?

Oh, look at this guy coming out swinging. Coming out swinging. That's a Corey Clark line. Yeah, that wasn't bad, Ira. How long you've been holding that bad boy? That's great. That's good stuff. Jeff, are you actually going to be there? You're going to be at the golf tournament? I'll be at the golf tournament, man. There we go. I miss your face. I miss everything. This is the closest we've been in a week. I know, man. I want to, Ira, you can brag about registered sausage in a second. Yeah, I, dude, I picked a bad time to be out of the mix there. I apologize to my war chant team. No, man, it was crazy. Like, I was fine.

The week was going along. I was like, okay, we're at the end of a long run here where we've covered spring football with the culmination of it all. This should be fun. You get to go to corner pocket and have a few beers for a happy hour. Like, that doesn't suck. The game itself is, you know, it's a garbage game every year. but hey it, it's beautiful weather. You get to go out there and kind of the culmination of it all. And then, dude, somewhere around Friday morning, I was like, uh, that's doing so well. By midday, I was down for the count, like leveled. Could not, could not function. Yeah. Well, you know, a stronger person would have Michael Jordan had his flu game.

Hey, so by the way, I just want you to know, Corey, and if you need backup for this, because I figured that'd be the angle you'd take. I attempted to go and was told to stand down by our boss. Oh, that's fair. I'm glad you didn't show up the corner pocket for sure. Well, I was trying to go, and they were like, no, no, we're not doing that.

That's not a good look.

I was like, okay.

All right, okay. So that's it. Times are a little different than the, during the flu game. Back then, you were like, you know, people were cheered you on when you showed up to work sick. Now people are like, what the hell are you doing? Get out of here. Why'd you just leave? I was going to say, if you even have sniffles, you'd like take your ass to the house. Yeah, I don't want to sit by that. Yeah, I agree. Registermeats.com is a website. If you want your registered sausage delivered, even I think, oh, even to Alaska, the renegades in Alaska, I can get it. It's also in stores throughout the southeast.

And if you live somewhere else and they don't have it, just quietly protest.

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