It's time for seminal headlines presented by Capitol City Bank,

featuring ESPN Tallahassees Jeff Cameron, Warchant.com's managing editor, Ira Schofel,

and senior writer, Corey Clark.

Your weekly dose of all things, FSU, Pistols, and Pie, starts right now.

Here's Jeff Cameron.

The seminal headlines, 933, real talk radio, Warchance TV.

Recorded version, kids, recorded version for the purposes of transparency.

If you're driving down the road listening on 933, which we appreciate fresh content,

but recorded last night.

And if you're watching on War Chant TV, well, hello, thanks for doing that.

We appreciate it. Either way, it's all good. That's our other story. The live chat won't be like live, live. Like, we won't be able to respond. You chatting amongst each other, but we can't see what you're saying. We've got no idea. Frankly, I don't care. Yeah, and I think like with a hostage video where we have to hold up a newspaper with a date and time, I believe there's 28 players in the portal right now. The most recent one was Lucas Simmons that happened on Monday evening. Who knows by the time you listen to this, who else will be in the portal. But that's where we are right now. Yeah, so that would be the 29th at 5.56 p.m. at the time

that we're recording this guy. So there you go. There it is. Lucas Simmons, the latest disappointment.

And I say latest disappointment, not in the sense that yet another person is in the portal.

That's not always great. But that was a guy that I think they thought they could develop into something

because of the raw tools, right, that size, the length of those arms, the good feet and all that.

He was a bit of a project, but they never obviously got a single thing out of him.

Can we first start with something that's not a disappointment and then go into the disappointment?

I'd love to start with that.

You can ask me.

Registure sausage.

Oh, no.

That's on me.

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